Shortys Joke of the Week

A young couple are killed just before their wedding day. They get to heaven and ask St Peter if they can still get married. St Peter asks them to wait while he finds out. They waited 3 days and by this time they started wondering what would happen if their marriage didn’t work out. Could they get divorced? After all they would be there for all of eternity.

Finally, St Peter returns and says they could get married. So they ask him if it is possible to get divorced if things don’t work out. St Peter is clearly very agitated. ‘Listen‘, he says. ‘It took me 3 days to find a priest in heaven to marry you. Imagine how long it will take me to find a bloody solicitor’.

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